Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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