I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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