Pregnant stripper...not hot.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
