So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
soo... how was my night?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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