please come you make the beer taste better
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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