Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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