Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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