that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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