There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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