Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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