Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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