well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he thought i was a dude.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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