so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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