we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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