So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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