Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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