How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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