I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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