I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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