I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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