I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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