I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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