do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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