so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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