I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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