me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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