matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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