Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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