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She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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