I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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