well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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