Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
