You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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