people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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