She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she looked like the before picture.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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