Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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