She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My feet surprised me
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
the raccoons are back...
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