This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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