paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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