Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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