Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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