i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I touched a dick in church today
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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