I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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