I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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