dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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