I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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