Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize