You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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