so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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