sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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