She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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