He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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