Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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