i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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