let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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