what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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