How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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