Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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