Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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