I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
My bed smells like the plague
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