nut hugger
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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This is my gift to your gina
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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